Harassed Mom

I stole this from Facebook

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks. Believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming as nothing is exactly as it seems.

3. Answer carefully you will say YES to more than you think.

Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do: Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag as many of your friends as you’d like to.

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Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? YES
Been arrested? NO
Kissed someone you didn’t like? YES
Slept in until 5 PM? NO
Fallen asleep at work/school? NO
Held a snake? NO
Ran a red light? YES
Been suspended from school? NO
Experienced love at first sight? NO
Lied about your age? YES
Totaled your car in an accident? NO
Been fired from a job? YES
Fired somebody? YES
Sang karaoke? YES
Pointed a gun at someone? NO
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? YES
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? NO
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? NO
Kissed in the rain? YES
Had a close brush with death (your own)? YES
Seen someone die? NO
Played spin-the-bottle? YES
Sang in the shower? YES
Smoked a cigar? YES
Sat on a rooftop? YES
Smuggled something into another country? NO
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? YES
Broken a bone? NO
Skipped school? NO
Eaten a bug? NO
Sleepwalked? NO
Walked a moonlit beach? YES
Rode a motorcycle? YES
Dumped someone? YES
Forgotten your anniversary? NO
Lied to avoid a ticket? YES
Ridden in a helicopter? NO
Shaved your head? NO
Blacked out from drinking? YES
Played a prank on someone? YES
Hit a home run? NO
Felt like killing someone? NO (this one was a tough one)
Cross-dressed? NO
Been falling-down drunk? YES
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? YES
Eaten snake/Shark? NO
Marched/Protested? NO
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? NO
Puked on an amusement park ride? NO
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? NO
Been in a band? NO
Knitted? YES
Been on TV? NO
Shot a gun? NO
Skinny-dipped? YES
Gave someone stitches? NO
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? NO
Ridden a surfboard? NO
Went water skiing? NO
Drank straight from a liqour bottle? YES
Had surgery? YES
Streaked? NO
Ridden in a hot air balloon? NO
Taken by ambulance to hospital? NO
Tripped on mushrooms? NO
Passed out when not drinking? NO
Peed on a bush? YES
Donated Blood? NO
Grabbed electric fence? NO
Eaten alligator meat? NO
Killed an animal when not hunting? NO
Hit someone in the face? NO
Hitchhiked? NO
Peed your pants in public? NO
Tattoo? NO
Snuck into a movie without paying? NO
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? YES
Stayed up for 48 hours straight? NO
Still love someone you shouldn’t? YES
Think about the future? YES
Been in handcuffs? NO
Believe in love? YES
Still in touch with your childhood sweetheart? NO
Accepted too much change from a clerk? NO

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